The Swimming Turd

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Ava is sitting on the potty going poop.

She lifts up a butt cheek and shouts, “Look Daddy! It’s swimming!!”

My husband couldn’t talk for two full minutes due to his laughter.

Where does she come up with this stuff?

Elizabeth Ruth

Elizabeth Ruth

Elizabeth is a children's book author and designer of knit and crochet character hats under the brand The Ruthless Crafter. In her spare time she loves to read, watch movies, spend time with her family, and swim. She lives a full, happy life in Kitchener, Ontario with her husband and their two children.

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